This is not a drill.
I hope this email finds you well. I know you enjoy these weekly (or so) emails just as much as I do. But let's be real, life sometimes gets in the way. Every once in a while I offer these amazing specials in order to clear out inventory, mainly so I can add new items. See, I'm just as much of a shopaholic as anyone else. But occasionally folks don't get my emails in time for the offer and end up with a big fat case of FOMO.
I'm offering you 50% off your cart right now.
Sign up for text alerts and let's stay in touch. I promise to never spam you, or sell your info (which was already the case) but I want to be able to reach out to my super duper VIPs for time sensitive specials and events.
All the best,